I had spent hours watching these old films on archived holographic discs re-mastered from archaic outdated records from something quaintly called the “television”. Led into battle by General Mattel.'they're swell!' great bastions were made from Erector sets in a toy retro galaxy far, far away.a time before Atari.a time before the internet.when imaginations ran wild and Betsy was wetsy and Cathy was chatty and Barbie and Ken were an item before Ken got gay.and Barbie jumped under the covers with Skipper.action figures with rubber legs and arms that could be twisted sister by your mean little ain sets and chanical robots and talking dolls.all tossed into the toybox cabaret at night to see the stripping Barbie in a Peep Show Betty Boop Booth playing with her own erector set. Boys in the 20th Cent were game for Robots from outer space with armies of rock 'em sock 'em robots invading toy train Earth and fighting off the legions of Amazon Barbie women with Commander Cody Decoder Rings. Holy Hologram! Holographic toys of my century are the norm. I had an affair with a female Turkish robot once that lived next door in a mechanical marriage to a former Greek farmer who had given up underaged sheep for her.) (Today in the 30th Century, dolls and robots do fuck and quite satisfactorily I might add. It was the age of mechanical toys and space age plastic dolls that did everything but fuck. Something called the hula hoop was as large as a flying saucer making a carnal orbit around the erotic female waist while yo yo's ran up and down on a string like imitating the bobbing of a dead body floating in the water.

A “box” filled with Saturday morning cartoon shows with Space Commanders with decoder rings regaling them with a saturnalia of commercial blatherings competing headlong with puppets and cartoons for the attention and cash of the Jetson’s gen who were hopped up like junkies on smack cooked up by the corporate toy manufacturers. In the 20th Cent, every kid wanted to be an astronaut thanks to “television” as it was known back then. It was an age of sci fi action.giant saucers, 50 foot women, Amazons from Mars, mutants and nuclear bad asses.all on a rampage to ravage the Earth. Kurtz: Whose the Leader of the band?Ĭhapter 30 - Is That a Mad Hatter in Your Pants?Ĭhapter 33 - Paradise Lost & Found What Happens In Space.Stays in Space!Ĭalling Earth! Calling Earth! Come in Earth! Do you read me? Atomic Commando Cody lasers ready to fire and launch from the outer fringes of the outer limits of outer space. Kurtz: Who's the Leader of the Band?Ĭhapter 28 - Che Stadium & The Rudy ValleyĬhapter 30 - Is That a Mad Hatter in Your PantsĬhapter 3 - Poontang Pemalang: Sci Fi Eskimo - 17Ĭhapter 4 - Lesbian Revolt and Robot Hell - 24Ĭhapter 5 - Origin of the Striptease Falcon - 32Ĭhapter 8- Intercourse for the Barbarella Station - 56Ĭhapter 19 - Wonderlands Ninth Gate of HellĬhapter 21 - General Elvis & Space JunkiesĬhapter 24 - LSD 25 and The Parallel UniverseĬhapter 27 - Col. Fleetwood, Lincoln, NE.Chapter 3 - Poontang Pemalang: The Sci Fi EskimoĬhapter 5 - Origin of the Striptease FalconĬhapter 18 - The Lesbian Revolution (The Kotex Vortex)Ĭhapter 21 - General Elvis & The Space JunkiesĬhapter 22 - Ethel Merman Fishnet CyborgsĬhapter 24 - LSD 25 & The Parallel UniverseĬhapter 25 - Mad Hatters of a Lost DimensionĬhapter 27 - Col. Pour into mold which has been rinsed in cold water.

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